65, 8 year old girls are having a sleepover at your house. They have been drinking coffee, redbull, and straight high fructose corn syrup all evening. Also they are locked in a small aluminum walled room with lots of heavy and breakable things like bowling balls, piles of dishes, accordions, and banjos. Now imagine the inside of this room is covered in a super slippery grease, and the room moves down the road. They all hate each other, so they start a contest to see who can slip and slide and kick the walls the most. They never seem to tire of this game. When it finally gets late, you decide to catch a few winks. Lucky you, you get to bed down 6 ft. from the wall they have all decided is the most fun to kick! That was last night coming home with a load of cattle.